Extremely controversial mega-star George Michael has been asked by the Athens Olympic Committee to write a theme song for the 2004 Olympic Games. This is not a joke. According to NME, the way-past-his-prime star, though born in London, is of Greek heritage. Just in case you have any doubts about the validity of that statement, his real name Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou. Try landing a record deal with that name. Michael is still considering the offer and it is unclear when he will make a decision, as he is currently busy pleasuring himself in public restrooms and releasing anti-American singles in the UK

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