It has been kept under wraps for a while, but now that word has got out, we’ve just got to poke fun. Hillaree Stapp, ex-wife of holier than thou rock star Scott Stapp, was arrested earlier this month on aggravated battery with a weapon charges after she smacked her ex-hubby upside the head with a cell phone. According to a report filed by the Orange County (Florida) Sheriff’s Office, “[Hillaree] picked up a cell phone and punched [Scott] with it across the left side of his face.” Stapp then proceeded to whip out his Bible and performed an exorcism in an effort to cast out the evil spirits controlling her body. Unfortunately, that only provoked her to spout off, “I fucked four guys in your bed while you were gone.” Ouch, Satan really knows how to hit below the belt.
Stapp’s prayers were finally answered when his assistant Diana Ivey called 911, and had the demon-woman removed. The rock star intends on pressing charges and remains to have full custody of their 3-year-old son, Jagger. Satan couldn’t be reached for comment by deadline. His publicist said something about hiding weapons of mass destruction in the Middle East.
