Jack Osbourne has a knack for showing up in the dumbest places. First it was on his familyís own show on MTV, then Dawsonís Creek, That 70ís Show, Jimmy Kimmel Live, rehab, various In and Out Burgers, and now the Hollywood Reporter tells us that the fatty son of the Dark Prince of Rock will appear in an Olsen twins movie. Hooray for stardom! Osbourne will play the manager of the band Roxy which features Mary-Kate Olsen on ìhot ass.î Mary-Kate was quoted as saying, ìJackís outrageous. Perfect for the role.î Weíre not sure which twin Osbourne tried to bang, but since he got fairly close with Mandy Moore, we would say that his chances are good. Former SCTV stars Eugene Levy and Andrea Martin, along with SNL impression master Darrell Hammond, Andy Richter, and “Loveline” co-host Dr. Drew Pinsky round out the cast of this Warner Bros. feature.
Source: Jason Anfinsen
