Sharon Osbourne Paints A Pretty Picture, Not!

Be sure you have not eaten recently, suppress that gag reflex and don’t pull a Houston and try to gouge your own eyes out. Sharon Osbourne told host Conan O’Brien the other day: “Ozzy made this stew one night and I was behaving really, really outrageously, like I took my clothes off, I was asking random people to have sex with me and then I started to wreck the room.” This would be considered the “coup de grace” for the most hardened of MILF hunter. Sharon added, “He put drugs in my stew! I ripped my clothes off. It turned me into the Hulk. I went insane!” Excuse me,Garçon, I’ll not have what she’s having.

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