America’s favorite backing dancer/baby’s daddy Mr. Britney Spears can now add singer to his long list of accomplishment. There’s no “s” there for a reason. K-Fed has reportedly made an unexpected choice of producer for his upcoming debut rap/R+B album – crooner and softball madman Michael Bolton. Word is William Hung is on the short list for vocal coach. Federline’s management, who by luck would have it is his ol’ lady, and now STAR magazine, write that Bolton has taken on production duties for the album. A source says, “Brit wants Kevin to show the world that he can earn his own money.” And by earn his own money Brit means he can now buy the occasional mini-pac of Chee-tos and Red Bull until their marriage dissolves.

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