OK, I have to admit that Saturday Night Live actually made me laugh this past weekend. Natalie Portman made for a great host, with a few very memorable skits. Although the Jamba Juice bit was pretty funny, the standout moment was her digital short, featuring Portman’s very filthy gangsta rap. For example:

Guy: “Damn Natalie, you’re a crazy chick.”
Natalie: “Shut the f*ck up and suck my d*ck.”

And

Crew: “What you want Natalie?”
Natalie: “To drink and fight.”
Crew: “What you need Natalie?”
Natalie: “To f*ck all night.”

Thanks to Stereogum for finding this awesome clip on YouTube. Is it just me, or does she kinda sound like Lady Sovereign? Click here to watch Natalie Portman in all her gangsta glory.

UPDATE: So it seems that the weenies at NBC decided to have the video removed from YouTube. Rather than stirring up a little interest for their less than entertaining show, they would prefer to be douches.

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