Poor Bret Michaels. From what we hear, he’s had it pretty rough since around 1991-92. And by rough we mean he’s been able to basically live the exact same lifestyle he did when he was mixing it up with CC and the boys during the salad days of Poison. How did he manage it? By taking it on the chin and getting back up, never giving up and never giving in. And wearing sweet hats. So while most people are laughing at Michaels this morning, after he got Wile E. Coyote’d by the glimmering backdrop at the Tony Awards last night, we are laughing with him (hopefully he’s laughing) because we get the feeling he will probably turn this into an opportunity to score with some haggard babes and make a little money. Don’t need nothing! But a GOOD ACCIDENTAL INJURY SETTLEMENT AND SOME SYMPATHY SEX! Don’t get bettah than this!!

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