The Web was abuzz yesterday as just about everyone on Earth passed along or posted the above video of Poison frontdude and new cultural icon Bret Michaels eating it onstage at the Tony Awards Sunday night. This morning brings important news: Rolling Stone’s Rock & Roll Daily blog is reporting that Michaels, who was rushed to medical care after the ceremony, suffered a fractured nose and required three stitches to sew up his busted lip. The singer’s rep informed RS “[Michaels] told me, ‘All I remember is Shrek and the donkey helping me up, and Liza [Minnelli] giving me a towel.’” You know, that sounds just like the beginning of a dream I had not too long ago.

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