Almost exactly a month after the Tonys banged up cock rock’s poster boy Bret Michaels, the Poison singer was involved in another accident on Independence Day, this time of the automotive stripe. According to the singer’s website, a car “lost control and slid into the side of Mr. Michaels’s tour bus causing a five car pile-up on the roadway.” Thankfully, no one was hurt, and Michaels rejoined Poison Sunday night for what we’re sure was an epic show. We think.

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