First, they played the Velvet Underground in that movie on the Factory with Sienna Miller that nobody saw. Now, to demonstrate how absolutely cutting edge they are, Weezer have decided to simultaneously cover MGMT’s “Kids” and Lady Gaga’s “Pokerface.” Another sign of the apocalypse, and yet another of the many signs of Weezer’s complete slide into absolute irrelevance. Confidential to Rivers Cuomo: rapping “I am bluffin’ with my muffin” may cause your audience’s ears to bleed. Just a heads up.

1. Weezer KOís Y100 In Largest Sonic Session EVER
2. Cold Joins Weezer On The Road
3. Weezer Announces Album Release Date
4. Weezer Gets Inventive With Titles
5. Weezer Taps Ric Ocasek to Produce Next Album