Calvin Harris probably has some pretty sweet headphones. Most folks that know how to make people dance also seem to know how to purchase sweet DJ accessories. I mean sure, his music is meant to be blasted in clubs and rooftops dance parties and basements much more so than confined to headphones, but music has to start somewhere right? And we feel like Cal would agree sometimes the best parties are just you and your headphones anyway. So here’s the deal. Check out this clip of Calvin’s “I’m Not Alone.” Write us a haiku about the sad bear in the video, Calvin himself, what a Calvin Harris/Dizzee Rascal lovechild would really sound like or who really created disco in the comments section of this same post. The best/funniest wins a sweet pair of 33 1/3 Eskuche headphones. Begin viewing/haiku’ing now…
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:32 am
that’s one deep pattern
ol’ calvin’s working from
dontcha think blue bear?
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Pooh corner freeze out
Calvin locked up my mother
Blue Bear Don’t Disco
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Winter brings fresh snow
Funky dance moves Calvin’s soul
Bear’s reward? Blue balls.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Scottish guy meets doll
It’s cold outside and that’s why
His Disco Pooh’s blue
November 6th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Science, Swarovski
Welcome to the lab, blue bear
Disco will help you find home
November 6th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
disco, was only
created by the blue bear
to fund jam t.v.
November 9th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Doc Brown: My machine
Travels through space & time
With a thing called
The Flux Capacator
CH: My music
Travels through space & freaks time
With a thing called
Funk
Doc Brown: Silence
Ch: Faced
November 9th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
blue bear i don’t get
dizee and calvin, don’t like
gimme those cans now
-g.
November 10th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Sled Ted, longing youth,
In motion emotion thrills
Bass drop. Awaken!
November 12th, 2009 at 11:58 am
lost my sad, cold bear.
slipped into a vortex of
disco doctor hell
November 16th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Troubled bear in snow
Alone but in magic spark
creates disco too
November 24th, 2009 at 4:30 am
boy and bear get cold
outside goth techno porn shoot
twilight fans get hard
November 24th, 2009 at 4:37 am
horny scientist
dopes up gyrating hookers
young boy humps his bear
November 26th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Frankensteins teddy
Abused by the Discothèque
Boy get shaky
November 28th, 2009 at 4:14 am
Price Is Right boy done watching
Bear chill-maxing relaxing sled
Forest Neutering imminent
November 28th, 2009 at 4:18 am
Price Is Right boy done watching
Bear chill-max relaxing sled
Forest Neutering imminent
November 28th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Doogie Howser lost the power
Teddy Ruxpin is doomed
Bootys Collin’s googles stolen
December 1st, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Fuzzy blue time warp.
George Clinton in ursine drag.
Disco patriarch.
December 3rd, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Free your mind; your ass
will follow. Cag’d babes, snow lab.
Blue bear needs a hug.
December 20th, 2009 at 3:43 am
base thumping echoes
heartbeat melts frigid darkness
warm velveteen fur
love sought, something pure
but music can fill the void
disco is the shit
January 5th, 2010 at 3:56 am
The dead of winter
Lying lost in the cold snow
I am not alone
January 12th, 2010 at 10:24 am
Great reading material. I’ve learned a lot by reading here. Thanks!