Forgive us for posting this on Good Friday, but when we saw the cover of the forthcoming Spinnerette record, we thought to ourselves; this is going to turn out to be a dude doing that Silence Of The Lambs tuck thing. It just doesn’t look like the crotch of someone who marries people to further her musical career.

C’mon, we love Tim Armstrong, we deserve that one shot. In case you didn’t already know, Spinnerette is the new band fronted by ex-Distillers frontwoman Brody Dalle. Having assembled former bandmate Tony Bevilacqua, Alain Johannes from Queens of the Stone Age and The Red Hot Chili Peppers‘ Jack Irons to create her new band, the press release that came with the cover image only read:

Can you guess who this is a picture of?? Maybe the back cover will help…

It also included a note that said the back cover is coming soon. If there’s a bulge, we swear we’re going to be pissed (after we throw up).